shut up, I know I should be working, shut up. Instead, I am reading this:
"Orphaned baby squirrels frequently will suckle on the nose, ears, elbows, thumb nub, genitals, stomach of other babies or even themselves. They will also suckle on stuffed animals, a towel, just about anything. I tried to make a pacifier for them so they wouldn't suckle each other but nothing's like the real thing I suppose. They can sometimes suckle so much that they give each other hickeys and get themselves very raw."
no punchline. that's it. everyone with kids knows what i'm talking about.
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david's least favorite suckle-toy
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