Thursday, April 14, 2005

terror reloaded

The old mild alarment:
  • stand on landing
  • place both hands on the second step, knees on the first step.
  • hands on the third step, knees on the second step
  • repeat until the top is reached.
The new terror
  • stand up on the first step, turn to the banister
  • gripping the banister and spindles, put the forward foot up on the next step
  • pull trailing foot up to the step
  • repeat
  • occasionally, slip, catching self with hands and feet LIKE SOME SORT OF MOUNTAIN CLIMBER WHILE YOUR FATHER'S HEART STOPS

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