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terror reloaded
The old mild alarment:
- stand on landing
- place both hands on the second step, knees on the first step.
- hands on the third step, knees on the second step
- repeat until the top is reached.
The new terror
- stand up on the first step, turn to the banister
- gripping the banister and spindles, put the forward foot up on the next step
- pull trailing foot up to the step
- repeat
- occasionally, slip, catching self with hands and feet LIKE SOME SORT OF MOUNTAIN CLIMBER WHILE YOUR FATHER'S HEART STOPS
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